Archive for February 22nd, 2012

Betcha Didn’t Know This!

Betcha didn’t know any of the following!

Easter baskets didn’t always look like they do now. Before they had handles and candy, Easter baskets were made to look like bird nests.

When you’re tired, you may yawn, and if you do, it will probably last about six seconds.  That’s the average length of a yawn.

When a comet passes away from the sun, its tail gets shorter and shorter, and sometimes it almost disappears.

Many people think London’s Big Ben was named for a giant clock on a bell tower.  But actually, Big Ben sits inside the clock.  It’s the name given to the actual bell.

The most powerful earthquake to ever strike the United States was centered in Missouri.  It was the 1811 quake along the New Madrid fault.  It could be felt for up to a thousand miles away.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee.

Elephants aren’t actually scared of mice.  That’s because they don’t know they’re there.  Mice are too small for elephants to see.

The smartest dogs are 1) border collie 2) poodle 3) German shepherd.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than for the U.S. Treasury.

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Time for Some Jokes

 

1.How do you make a goldfish age?

Take out the “g” .

2.What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

3.Why did the mother cat move her kittens?
She didn’t want to litter.

4.What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

 ”You’re too young to smoke.”
5.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tarzan
Tarzan who?
‘Tars and stripes forever.

6.Why were there only 18 letters left in the alphabet?

Because E.T. flew off in a U.F.O. and the C.I.S. chased after him.

7.Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
8.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.

Hunting implies hit or miss and Chuck Norris never misses.

9.Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
10.Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw “911″ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
11.A blonde was determined to show his wife he wasn’t stupid so he painted the kitchen.
When she came back from work she said “the kitchen looks great but why are you wearing three jackets?”

The paint said best with three coats

12.What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run…she’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

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  • Poll

    Which Person Did the Best Peanut Butter Jelly Dance?

    Carson Caldemeyer
    Jalan Horne
    Braylon Roberts
    Alexus Smith

  • Poll

    Who had the Best PBJ Dog Video of the Girls?

    Marissa Rodriguez
    Hannah Steph
    Brandyce Smith
    Mrs. Moore
    Christina Tirado

    Who had the Best PBJ Dog Video of the Boys?

    Rylee Pond
    Hunter Crowley
    Dalton Pinick

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